Yes, it’s a cute one
A bit silly, but really
A good episode

AND

Cute, furry fuzzballs
But don’t feed those little things
They are born pregnant

AND

I have one question
Why did Kirk stand there and get
Buried in tribbles?

Scotty murdered her
A very likely story.
A very bad one

AND (submitted by Sean Leary)

Did Scott kill with knife,
No! Jack the Ripper did! Huh?
A bad episode

Kirk soon discovered
The secret was in that guy’s
Broken antenna

AND

Spock’s meeting with dad,
So awkward, but we soon learn
His heart was broken

The real Apollo
Briefly seized the Enterprise
This one’s a bit much

AND

Big green hand in space
A fairly silly affair
My, what smooth armpits

Kirk knows a secret
Spock’s in heat, go to Vulcan
McCoy, bring the meds

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Courtship on Vulcan
Two men enter, one man leaves
Oh, but not this time