Trelane was full of
Greetings, felicitations
Petulant bully

Quasar-like systems
Are best to be avoided
Just ask two dead men

AND

Mr. Spock was boss
But logic clearly dictates
It’s not always best

I was just thinking
You thought it and you got it
But not what it seems

OR

Need a fresh idea!
But the budget is so tight
We’ll raid the prop room

Who cares if they’re cloaked?
Kirk will beat the Romulans.
Wait! Is that Spock’s dad?

Hey, wait, is that him?
That’s Kodos, who killed thousands
What a performance!

Poor old Captain Pike
He was badly busted up
But not anymore

Corbomite will kill!
Not really. Kirk was bluffing.
But so was Balok.

Don’t get near that thing
It really cleans out your brain
And the inventor’s

Kirk defeats Corby
By making android Kirk
Be nasty to Spock

ANOTHER HAIKU:
Kirk fought with Corby
But Corb’ didn’t have the guts
He was a robot

Mudd, woman trader
Subspace radio weddings
Don’t forget the pills