This episode is
So gladiatorial
You know Kirk will win

AND

So who is behind
This trip into slavery?
Three sad gambling brains

AND

Haven’t you learned, yet?
Don’t doubt Mr. Spock. He knows
His role in the plot

Yes, it’s a cute one
A bit silly, but really
A good episode

AND

Cute, furry fuzzballs
But don’t feed those little things
They are born pregnant

AND

I have one question
Why did Kirk stand there and get
Buried in tribbles?

Scotty murdered her
A very likely story.
A very bad one

AND (submitted by Sean Leary)

Did Scott kill with knife,
No! Jack the Ripper did! Huh?
A bad episode

Kirk committed this
Vessel to the destruction
Of the gas creature

Get old and senile
That’s what radiation does
Wigs and fake wrinkles

OR

Kirk is in decline
The commodore doesn’t know
What to do right now

Kirk does it again
Conspicuous gallantry
McCoy’s the daddy

AND

Don’t touch that woman
She doesn’t want the baby
Spock can’t hold babies

Kirk soon discovered
The secret was in that guy’s
Broken antenna

AND

Spock’s meeting with dad,
So awkward, but we soon learn
His heart was broken

Electrical love
Like Roy Orbison said,
“Only the lonely”

AND

Commissioner was
Taken over by the thing
Lots of paperwork

AND

Apple, develop
Universal translators
Cooler than iPhone

Mudd teamed with robots
Kirk defeated them with an
Edward Albee play

Big cat in the hall
Tricks and illusions abound
No more magic wand

AND

A first for “Star Trek”
A holiday episode
Happy Halloween