blog Friday, March 25, 2005

Easter pain


Easter pain

This is the Easter display in the deli cooler at a Food Lion in Fuquay, NC. The bunny and lamb are trapped.

  11:44 PM
 
Saturday, March 19, 2005

Broken Blogger Bad


It appears as though the wheels have come off blogger.com. They disabled the function that allows me to post via e-mail. I haven't checked if it's working again.

Because of this disability, you missed my post earlier this week asking for some help -- a blog-beg, or "bleg," if you will:

How do school bus drivers get off the bus and lock it up? I have no idea. I never rode the bus in school, and I certainly never hung around to see how the disembarked. For that matter, how do they get onboard?

Let me know. Seriously.

Now, I'm going to tell you a song to download tonight. What do you lose? 99 cents? OK -- "Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man" by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn. Brilliant country-pop genius! Tell me what you think.

  12:43 AM
 
Monday, March 14, 2005

Archie Bunker


Archie Bunker

Maybe if it was 1974, I would find this funny?

  1:24 AM
 
Sunday, March 13, 2005

Mr. Rogers said so


Mr. Rogers said so

"I think it would be fun to think of rain that isn't wet."

  1:13 AM
 
Friday, March 11, 2005

Scene from a Wal-Mart


Scene from a Wal-Mart

Pretzel in ramekin of apparent jelly atop English muffins.

  10:27 PM
 

Chess and cheese


Chess and cheese

Close enough. "Cheese" and "chess" are only a couple of letters apart.

  10:21 PM
 
Thursday, March 10, 2005

Negligence


Well, it had to happen sooner or later. I sorta let things slip, and I'm moving, and I've been rather busy -- and guess what? No blog postings in many moons. Two days shy of a month!

Well, that's just life.

I watched "Martha Stewart Living" this week, and she handled five dessicated fish corpses (she called them "butterfish") and commented that they were "small, excellent fish." Her delivery was methodical and alien.

Oh, blog, we should stop meeting like this. I want commitment.

  11:39 PM