Another Way to Die
I just heard "Another Way to Die," the new James Bond theme, sung by Jack White and Alicia Keys.
It sounds like an elephant having a seizure at Williams-Sonoma. What a horrible thing it is. Once upon a time, these Bond themes were classy, good songs.
We have gone from "Nobody Does It Better" to this heaving, seizing, screaming grunts of "Another Way to Die." I'm almost 30. I'm aging out of the demographics Hollywood cares about. They're turning the page on me.
The declining quality of 007 theme songs is another indicator of Western society coming in for final approach.
Full flaps.
Gear down.
6:54 PM