I’m excited to introduce my new weekly (hopefully) Web cartoon, “Newton and Jackie.”

A site called xtranormal.com offers an amazing text-to-animation movie-making service. I’ll be using my weekly Tweets to inspire these visits with Newton and Jackie. In our pilot, “Call Me a Cynic,” Newton says his mattress is giving him weird dreams, and Jackie makes a tough decision about Twitter.

I hope you enjoy these conversations with myself.