I’m sorry I’ve neglected you, blog. But what have you done for me lately?

Well, I’ve been desperately ill for a week. Some kind of hell-cold. I lost my voice. I sound like an unemployed “Little Rascal” — or someone who slid out of an iron lung. I’m slowly getting better, though.

I spent the weekend (see below) sitting around on my neck, watching TV. Pshaw. Actually, all of the “Murder, She Wrotes” were good. I want to see more about how Jessica Fletcher bums rides off of everyone. She doesn’t drive, you know.

“T.J. Hooker” was quite good. He fought a man on the skid of a helicopter over the ocean.

They aired a “Match Game ’73″ this weekend. Most that I’ve seen recently have been from ’77 and ’78. The ’73 was very early in the show’s history, and everything was just a little off. It was like dreaming about “Match Game.”

“Mythbusters” is great television. I loved every frame of it. I think those guys are legitimate.

Is Comedy Central’s “Distraction” game show legitimate? I didn’t see an appeal for contestants, which makes me worry. Knowing the truth is the difference between liking or hating it.

Well, I slept last night without Nyquil, and I take this as a hopeful sign. I shall pick up the keyboard and slay the days of my life. I love you, blog.